- If you pogo stick with flip flops, you will get bruises on your feet.
- If you pogo stick in front of your dog, he will look at you like you're an idiot.
- If you pogo stick with a 60 year old pogo stick, you will break it.
- If you buy a new pogo stick, it will be harder to use than the aforementioned pogo stick.
- If you are 33, haven't exercised in 2 years and are using a brand new pogo stick, you will pull multiple muscles. Just saying.
- If you watch your husband try to out pogo stick you when he's never tried it before, you will laugh hard enough to need a diaper.
- If you pogo stick AND raise money, you can fight child exploitation.
There's still time for you to get involved! Check out our link at the top that states "Current Ede Project" and sponsor or join in this fantastic cause!